Oh no no no... This time my friends... this time it's different. We are going camping. Yup. Camping. Now I grew up camping. But I have to say, my idea of camping became a trailer, with all the amenities. Why suffer in the elements? Please. I had a tent at one point, with 2 beds and a tv. Come on. I think the tent was bigger than my room at home. It was certainly more private.
When I was dating my now ex husband, we use to camp all the time. So romantic. Me and him in a two man tent, ahh... so lovely. Yeah. No thanks. I dont like sleeping on the floor. That is not for me at this point.
So flash forward to present day. Friends of ours camp at a campground and they are having a luau weekend. What a great family vacation right? They have a cabin we can rent. Even better. A cabin, with running water and electricity. Sign me up! Yeah, said cabin.. NOT available. UGH. We can get the rustic cabin. Oh great. RUSTIC? Yeah.. great. Did I mention that my three kids are plugged in at all times? Yeah. I think they have a power cord coming out of their asses they are always "on".
Well my friends. I feel I need to show where we will be staying.
Wow. Looks pretty. Not so bad right? Well as I have always said.. don't judge a book by it's cover. What is displayed on the outside, might not be what is truly lurking on the inside....
I guess when they said RUSTIC they really meant it. I have seen kids playhouses more finished than this place!
I can pretty much rest assured that sex, this weekend, is OUT of the question. Yowza.
And I stand by original position.... If my guy and I can make it through this weekend, we can probably overcome anything.
Wish me luck! And check your local papers. MA couple goes missing in NH.
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